Steph sent this over to me. I’m not sure where she found it but it seemed to be one of those ‘I saw this and I thought of you’ moments for her. I can’t think why.
Anyway, I thought it was a fun, light-hearted piece on pregnancy so I’m sharing it. (My favourite is the fourth one):
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is quite enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, just after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to look and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
