Pregnancy Q & A

 

Young pregnant woman

 

Steph sent this over to me. I’m not sure where she found it but it seemed to be one of those ‘I saw this and I thought of you’ moments for her. I can’t think why.

Anyway, I thought it was a fun, light-hearted piece on pregnancy so I’m sharing it. (My favourite is the fourth one):

 

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is quite enough.

 

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, just after he finishes college.

 

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth

 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

 

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.

 

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

 

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? 

A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

 

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

 

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

 

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to look and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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