In 1997 Stephanie and Ben tried to convince me they had chicken pox. Well, Ben claimed he hadn’t actually drawn on himself as Steph was the one with the spots. He was looking forward to Steph getting into trouble whilst he obviously had done nothing. He seemed to have missed the point that despite trying to rub the felt tip off with spit, his legs were still green.
Fifteen years on, Ben is still trying to convince me his story is true.