‘What have you done?!’


Something wasn't quite right with Oliver's hair


As we approached dinner time we realised that Paddy (5), Oliver (3) and Joseph (2) hadn’t been seen for a while.  As we know from experience, this could not be a good sign.

We called them down and down they came.

‘Oliver, what have you done to your hair?’


‘Oliver, what have you put on your head?’


Because I’m nothing if not perseverant I try again.

‘Oliver, turn around’


What have you done?!


‘Oliver!  What is that?’

‘Bubbles!  I put bubbles in my hair!’

‘Bubbles?  Where from?’

‘You know,’ he smiled, ‘the upstairs bathroom!’ he said happily.  He took my hand.  ‘Look, I’ll show you!’

I, not so happily, take his hand and follow his lead.

A previously full bottle of kid’s body wash sits in the sink.

‘Those bubbles, see?!’ he tells me cheerily.

‘Is that all you put in your hair?’ I asked him.  I wasn’t quite sure I wanted to hear the answer.


‘Well, what else did you put in your hair?  More bubbles?’

I still wasn’t convinced that I would want to hear his reply.

His smile broadened and his eyes widened enthusiastically as he spoke.


Yep.  My hunch was right.  I didn’t want to hear his answer.

Knowing full well that paint wasn’t allowed upstairs I questioned him further.

‘Paint?  From where?’

‘Paddy’s room!  Come with me!’ he said as he once again took my hand.  ‘Look, I’ll show you!’

Then he stopped.

‘Oh, not paint,’ he told me, furrowing his brow thoughtfully.

‘Well, that’s good!’ I said, feeling the relief seeping in.

‘Papier Mache!’ he announced as he remembered what it was called whilst Paddy simultaneously walked in with a tub of the stuff.  It turned out Eddie had taken a supply up for safe-keeping after a recent project.  Clearly, we ought to have specified that neither paint nor papier mache were allowed beyond the boundaries of the kitchen.

Still, it was too late for that.

‘Oh Ollie, what have you done?!’






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