The other day I put new toilet cleaning blocks in the toilet cisterns. You know, the ones that turn the water blue.
As the upstairs toilet hadn’t been used yet the water was still clear when Eddie had gone to use it.
He called me for the obligatory bum wiping and as I did so I told him that “You know that really stinky poop turns water blue, don’t you?!”.
“No, it doesn’t!”
Oh, his wide-eyed, open mouthed face was a picture!
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