Text from me (at home) to Mike (at work): “I’m missing you.”
Text from Mike (at work) to me (at home): “More than usual? (If that’s possible.)“
“Of course. And the kids aren’t even playing up.”
“What have you broken?”
“Nothing. I’m just missing you.”
I think for a minute or two and text him again: “Do you think it’s hormones?”
“You’re not pregnant, are you?”
Yep, true love.

