Pregnancy Q & A

Young pregnant woman

 

Young pregnant woman

 

Steph sent this over to me. I’m not sure where she found it but it seemed to be one of those ‘I saw this and I thought of you’ moments for her. I can’t think why.

Anyway, I thought it was a fun, light-hearted piece on pregnancy so I’m sharing it. (My favourite is the fourth one):

 

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is quite enough.

 

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, just after he finishes college.

 

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth

 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

 

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.

 

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

 

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? 

A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

 

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

 

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

 

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to look and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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