We have seven boys. Six of them are 9, 7, 6, 5, 3 and almost 2.
Boys like anything disgusting. Especially rude, noisy body functions and noises.
Instigated by the oldest son who at 19 ought to know better.
But he finds it more fun to gee his little brothers into burping contests.
Normally at the dinner table.
Anyone want to join us for dinner?
As I desperately try to break through the giggles and laughter each winning bodily function makes (theirs, not mine) to insist on good manners and losing the battle desperately along come Mint Toys to put the boot into any progress I still have a hope of making.
Mad Muttz are cuddly, not-so-cute creatures after my children’s own hearts.
Each of the three puppies in the set possesses a leg movement to give the impression that they’re having a good old scratch.
They burp, they fart, they scratch, they snore and they bark.
They are not very nice.
They are rude and disgusting.
And the boys love them.
Even the twins giggle.
There is no hope.
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